Do no harm, take no shit

My name is Britt, ask me about stuff I tend to overshare anyway

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humansofnewyork:

“My husband got involved with a younger woman at work.  I was relaxed about it at first.  He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’  But then she got pregnant.  Luckily through the divorce process I had the opportunity to take over this shithole place with no heating, which I’ve turned into an art studio. And now I’m living my best life.  Everything is for sale except the pink chandelier and the dog.  Anyone is free to stop by at anytime.  You can eat or drink whatever you want.  All the young people in the neighborhood love me.  I’m the oldest person in our friend group.  Everyone else is in their twenties or thirties.  They call me Queen Mama.  I call them my adopted kids.  I always help them with their school projects and resumes and interviews.  I only ask one thing in return.  Each of them has to teach me one new thing every week: a piece of music, a trend, an idea.  Just so I can stay up to date.  Before you take the photograph, let me go inside and put on some make-up.  We were out until 2 AM last night.”
(Amsterdam, The Netherlands)

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ur-daily-inspiration:

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Ice covered abandoned buildings in Severny region in Komi Republic, Russia, where temperatures can be as low as minus 50C (122°F)

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jcrewguy:

Then it needs to collapse. If you can't figure out how to pay your workers a full, living wage and share some profit while grossing billions, paying yourself hundreds of millions, and making wall street analysts happy with your numbers, your industry needs to be fucking rubble. https://t.co/OI5hvPLRwf  — David Simon (@AoDespair) July 16, 2023ALT
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Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏

(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)

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neb-art-zeke:

Oh look! A mini-Duncan!

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official-boob-posts:

localwarlockunion:

localwarlockunion:

screenshot of a Wikipedia section titled "Male Cleavage". Below the title are a pair of images. The left image is of a white man with an open button-up shirt, there is a woman leaning on his shoulder. The right side image is of a bearded white man with a low v-cut blue striped shirt showing chest hair. The left image is labeled "Italy 1974" and the right "Germany 1980". Descriptive text below the image set reads, "In the 1970s, daring women and men of all ages left top buttons on shirts and blouses open to display pectoral muscles, cleavage and a firm body in a "groovy" style". A portion of the main paragraph is visible at the bottom of the screenshot reading, "Male cleavage (also known as "heavage"), a result of low necklines or unbuttoned shirts, has been a movie trend since the 1920s. Douglas Fairbanks" (the text is cut off at this point).ALT

please no one disturb me I am doing important research on wikipedia dot com today

a big collection of tag screenshots, all variously reacting to the word "heavage". Some examples are "#HIS HEAVAGE", "#HEAVAGE #im going to explode", "#heeby jeebage", "#heavage. my god", "#HEAVAGE????????", "#heavage is what got me". There are about a dozen more in this same vein.ALT

I see I’ve released a new word into the tumblr ecosystem, glad we’re all being totally normal about it <3

and I am sooo sorry, it is wikipedia dot org actually

official boob post

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